ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! revisited

So I'm just a great, big, doofus, dummyhead. Or some such listing of adjectives denoting my idiocy. The pictures didn't upload because I made the original scans too big. Blogger handles up to 8mbs and they're something like 22. It always pays to actually look at what you're trying to do and not just assume it's going to work out OK.